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the collection — 62 things nobody needs

A Dachshund With Toothbrushes Growing Out Of Its Back — 0An Ashtray Disguised As A Hamburger — 0A Smiling Head In A Rocking Chair, With Plants Growing Out Of It — 0An Ice Tray For Whisky, Chocolate, And Cement — 0The Circuit Board That Holds a Bead in Mid-Air With Sound — 0The Light Bulb That Hovers Above Its Own Base — 0The Globe That Refuses to Sit on Its Stand — 0The Periodic Table, With The Actual Elements Inside It — 0The Mug You Are Expected to Build Things On — 0A Hot Dog That Will Outlive You — 0A Bottle Of Liquid That Grows Spikes When You Point At It — 0A Hula Dancer For A Dashboard You Do Not Have — 0A Charging Cable With A Dog On It, Doing That — 0A Brass Engine That Runs On A Cup Of Tea — 0A Tesla Coil That Turns Your Music Into Lightning — 0A Ship Riding A Wave That Never Ends — 0A Bottle Of Crystals That Predicts Weather, Badly — 0A Jet Engine, Small Enough For A Shelf — 0The Brass Orrery That Orbits Nothing in Particular — 0The Rotary Phone That Records Your Wedding Guests — 0The Bunch of Bananas Stuck to the Back of Your Phone — 0A Black Goat Head With Horns That Reach Past Your Shoulders — 0A Plush Dinosaur Skull With A Spine That Follows You — 0A Fleece Duck Suit With A Tail On The Back — 0Sandals That Are Just Two Fish — 0The Flailing Tube Man, Six Metres Of Him — 0A Soft Toy With Human Teeth, On Purpose — 0Garden Gnomes That Have Given Up Pretending — 0An Adult-Sized Inflatable Baby, In Blue Or Pink — 0An Inflatable Bull With Your Own Legs Hidden Inside It — 0A Blow-Up Mouse The Size Of A Refrigerator — 0Two Inflatable Pandas, One Adult And One Child — 0A Featureless Inflatable Blob In Nine Colours — 0A Volcano In A Box That Erupts Forever — 0A Five-Metre Glowing Dragon You Wave Around — 0A Full-Size Human Skull For Your Bookshelf — 0An 880lb Magnet On A Rope, For Dredging Canals — 0A Motorised Lift That Carries Marbles Up So They Can Fall Down — 0Enormous Furry Feet With Claws On Them — 0Napoleon's Hat, Worn Sideways Like He Did — 0A Full-Body Suit Wired With Pixel LEDs — 0The Cricket That Chirps On Its Own Schedule — 0The Balance Organ From Inside Your Head, In Plastic — 0A Dinosaur Head That Roars When You Open Your Mouth — 0The Lizard Man Climbing Out Of Your Wall — 0The Whoopee Cushion, Still In Production After a Century — 0The Keycap Keychain That Shocks Whoever Presses It — 0The Bare Circuit Board That Chirps From Inside Your Ceiling — 0The Plug-In Mushrooms That Glow When The Room Goes Dark — 0The Desk Lamp Shaped Like a Leaking Nuclear Reactor — 0The Spinning Top That Refuses to Touch the Table — 0The Useless Box - A Machine That Turns Itself Off — 0The Bread Clip Where the Bread Comes Out of a Cat — 0The ATM Piggy Bank That Swallows Your Cash — 0The Rubber Eggs That Bounce Instead of Breaking — 0The Wooden Box That Fires a Spider at Your Friend — 0The Keychain Chicken That Lays an Egg When Squeezed — 0The Ketchup Bottle That Squirts a String Instead — 0Four Cat-Paw Keycaps That Light Up and Type Nothing — 0The Invisible Ink Pen With a UV Light in the Cap — 0The Hand Towel Shaped Like a Cat's Backside — 0The 88cm 3D-Printed Dragon That Ripples in Your Hand — 00255075100usefulness
Every listing in the collection, tallied. 62 of them so far, all of them at zero. The scale runs to one hundred because that is how far a scale like this is supposed to run.