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The Periodic Table, With The Actual Elements Inside It

not all ninety-two, obviously

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The Periodic Table, With The Actual Elements Inside It

A 23cm acrylic block with real samples of the elements sealed into their own cells, lit from a wooden base.

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  • periodic table
  • elements
  • science decor
  • chemistry
  • display
  • acrylic

What Is This Thing?

An acrylic slab, about 23cm by 15cm and 2.5cm thick, with the periodic table printed across it and small cavities drilled into the cells. Each cavity holds a real sample of that element — a chip of bismuth, a coil of copper, a bead of silicon — sealed in and visible from both sides.

It stands in a wooden base with a light in it, so the samples glow from below.

Why You Don't Need It

A printed periodic table costs a dollar and contains the same information. The samples add nothing you can use: you cannot handle them, weigh them, or do anything to them.

It is also not the full table. The radioactive elements are not in there, the gases are represented by sealed ampoules of very little, and several of the rare earths look identical to each other, which is chemically accurate and visually disappointing.

Why You'll Buy It Anyway

Because nearly everyone has seen the chart and almost nobody has seen the things. Carbon as a word is a box in row two; carbon as a splinter of graphite a millimetre across is a different experience, and having sixty of those side by side makes the point that the table is a catalogue of actual substances rather than a diagram.

The lit base is doing more work than it looks like it should. Backlit, the metals read as metals.

The Periodic Table, With The Actual Elements Inside It — photograph 2
The Periodic Table, With The Actual Elements Inside It — photograph 3

Who It's Actually For

Students, obviously, and the kind of parent who buys a telescope. It works as a desk object in a way that a poster does not, because it invites being picked up.

Also anyone furnishing a room around objects rather than pictures — it sits happily next to a skull, a globe or a model engine, which is a specific but real category of shelf.

before you click buy

Check the size. At 23cm wide this is a substantial object and the listing photographs, which show it next to a small ornament, undersell it.

Confirm which elements are actually included. Sellers vary and the count matters more than the price here — a table with forty populated cells and a table with sixty are visibly different objects.

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