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The Bunch of Bananas Stuck to the Back of Your Phone

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The Bunch of Bananas Stuck to the Back of Your Phone

A phone grip moulded as a small bunch of bananas with faces on them, permanently attached to the back of your phone.

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  • phone grip
  • griptok
  • banana
  • novelty accessory
  • funny gift
  • under 2 dollars

What Is This Thing?

A collapsible phone grip of the kind that sticks to the back of a handset, except the part you hook a finger through is a moulded bunch of bananas with small faces on them. The bananas sit proud of the case, in full colour, at all times.

It works like any other grip. It also means your phone now has fruit on it.

Why You Don't Need It

A phone grip is already an admission that phones got too big to hold. This one adds produce to that admission.

It also does not go in a pocket gracefully, which is the usual complaint about every grip of this shape and is not improved by the bananas.

Why You'll Buy It Anyway

Because a phone is the object you are seen holding most often, and this is two dollars to make it stupid. There is no commitment involved — it peels off.

The faces are the detail that decides it. Without them it would be fruit; with them it is a small cheerful gang riding on the back of your phone.

The Bunch of Bananas Stuck to the Back of Your Phone — photograph 2
The Bunch of Bananas Stuck to the Back of Your Phone — photograph 3

Who It's Actually For

Anyone whose phone case is already a decision rather than a default. It is a low-stakes gift, a stocking filler, and the sort of thing that gets bought in threes.

It also survives the test that most phone accessories fail: it still does the job it was nominally sold for.

before you click buy

Adhesive grips and textured or silicone cases do not get along. This wants a smooth hard case or the bare back of a phone.

At this price the moulding is soft plastic and the hinge is the part that gives out. Check the listing for which variant you are selecting — these are sold in several fruit and colour options from the same page.

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