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Enormous Furry Feet With Claws On Them

the claws are the only firm part

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Enormous Furry Feet With Claws On Them

Chunky fur slippers shaped as animal paws with three hard claws at the front. Brown or black, sized to about EU 40-42.

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  • monster slippers
  • bear paw
  • claw slippers
  • novelty footwear
  • winter
  • gift

What Is This Thing?

A pair of slippers shaped as the feet of something large and unspecified. Deep shaggy fur, a rounded pad, and three hard black claws protruding from the toe.

They come in brown and in black. The black pair reads as a bear; the brown pair reads as whatever is under the stairs. The listing gives the size as EU 40-42 with a 28cm outsole, which in practice means one size that most adults can get into.

Why You Don't Need It

The claws are made of a hard plastic and they are at the front of your foot, which is the part of your foot that finds furniture in the dark. This is a slipper that has been designed to be worse at the one thing slippers are for.

They are also enormous. Stairs become a considered activity.

Why You'll Buy It Anyway

Because a person walking into a kitchen in ordinary clothes with the feet of a yeti is funnier than any full costume, and it takes no effort at all. The joke works precisely because everything above the ankle is normal.

They are also, and this is not a small point, extremely warm. Shaggy synthetic fur at this volume is a genuinely effective answer to a cold floor, which is why these sell every winter rather than every October.

Enormous Furry Feet With Claws On Them — photograph 2
Enormous Furry Feet With Claws On Them — photograph 3

Who It's Actually For

The obvious gift for a person who is hard to buy for, which is the entire slipper market. These have the advantage of being funny on opening and then actually worn, which most novelty gifts are not.

Also anyone who works from home in a cold flat and has stopped caring what their feet look like on a video call, where only the top half is under scrutiny.

before you click buy

One size is the real constraint. A 28cm outsole is generous for most adults and too big for small feet, and there is no adjustment in a slipper of this shape.

Fur at this price will flatten. Expect them to look magnificent for a season and progressively less like a monster after that.

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