
someone drew this on purpose
Novelty Homeware
The Bread Clip Where the Bread Comes Out of a Cat
A bag sealing clip shaped like a cat, arranged so the neck of the bag emerges from the least dignified part of it.
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- cat
- kitchen
- novelty homeware
- funny gift
- bag sealer
What Is This Thing?
A flat clip for sealing an open bag of bread or snacks. It is shaped like a cat, seen from behind, in a pose that leaves a hole exactly where you would least like a hole to be. The gathered neck of the bag goes through that hole.
The result, on a kitchen counter, is a small grey cat apparently producing a loaf.
Why You Don't Need It
A clothes peg does this. So does the plastic tag the bread came with, which you have already thrown away and which is the actual reason you are reading about a bread clip.
Why You'll Buy It Anyway
Because someone designed this. Someone sat down, considered the problem of sealing a bread bag, and arrived at this. Then a factory made it, and over a thousand people bought it recently, and now it is on a counter somewhere in the world at all times.
It also works. That is the part that tips it from a joke into a purchase: it is a functioning clip that happens to be committed to a single crude idea.


Who It's Actually For
Cat owners, who will recognise the pose immediately and have strong feelings about it. Shared kitchens, where it does most of its work on people who did not expect it.
It pairs with the cat's-backside hand towel for anyone building a bathroom and kitchen around one specific joke.
before you click buy
Listings usually sell these in pairs and in several animals, so check what is actually in the pack before ordering.
It is thin plastic and the clip mechanism is the part that gives out, particularly on thick bag necks. For a dollar-something it seals bread and gets commented on, which is more than the plastic tag ever did.
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