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A Hula Dancer For A Dashboard You Do Not Have

16cm of unearned nostalgia

Novelty Homeware

A Hula Dancer For A Dashboard You Do Not Have

A 16cm hula dancer in a raffia skirt, sprung at the hips so she sways when the car does. Adhesive base, no tiki bar required.

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  • hula girl
  • dashboard doll
  • bobblehead
  • kitsch
  • hawaii
  • car ornament

What Is This Thing?

A hula dancer, 16cm tall on a 5.5cm resin base, with a real raffia skirt, a moulded lei and her arms raised behind her head. The hips are sprung, so she sways whenever the surface she is on moves.

She is made to be stuck to a car dashboard, and the listing includes photographs of exactly that in several different cars.

Why You Don't Need It

It is a plastic figure of a woman, sold as a car accessory, whose only function is to move when the car does. It obstructs a small part of your windscreen and it will fade in the sun.

It also has a complicated relationship with the culture it is borrowing from, which is worth being honest about: hula is a serious form, and this is not a representation of it.

Why You'll Buy It Anyway

Because it belongs to a very specific and now almost entirely extinct visual world — mid-century American road trips, tiki bars, Hawaii as an idea rather than a place — and almost nothing else survives from it as a cheap object you can still buy new.

It also works. The spring is well judged: she moves on a rough surface and stops when you stop, which means the dashboard becomes a small performance that only responds to how you drive.

A Hula Dancer For A Dashboard You Do Not Have — photograph 2
A Hula Dancer For A Dashboard You Do Not Have — photograph 3

Who It's Actually For

Anyone with a car they are fond of rather than dependent on. It suits an old vehicle far better than a new one, for reasons that will be obvious the moment you try it in either.

Outside a car it works on a washing machine, a speaker cabinet or a desk with a heavy-footed neighbour, which is a use the sellers have not thought of.

before you click buy

Dashboards get extremely hot. Adhesive pads fail in direct summer sun and resin fades; a dark dashboard in a hot climate will age this quickly.

Check the base type. Some versions use a sticky pad and some a weighted disc, and the weighted ones are considerably better on a curved dashboard.

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