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A Jet Engine, Small Enough For A Shelf

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A Jet Engine, Small Enough For A Shelf

A 27cm metal model of a turbofan engine with a driven fan and visible internals, on a display stand. It goes nowhere.

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  • turbofan
  • jet engine
  • model kit
  • aviation
  • desk model
  • mechanical

What Is This Thing?

A metal model of a high-bypass turbofan — the kind bolted under an airliner wing — about 27cm long, mounted on a display stand.

It is not a shell. The listing photographs show it in pieces: a fan, compressor stages, a combustor, turbine discs, a nozzle cone, all machined separately. Assembled and powered, the fan turns and the internal stages turn with it, lit from inside.

Why You Don't Need It

It produces no thrust, burns no fuel and moves nothing. It is a model of a machine whose entire purpose is to make a very large object move, rendered at a size where it cannot move itself.

At forty-four dollars it is also the second most expensive thing here after a telephone that records wedding guests.

Why You'll Buy It Anyway

Because a turbofan is one of the more beautiful pieces of engineering in ordinary life and nobody ever gets to look at one. You board through a jet bridge, you sit down, and the closest you come is a cowling out of a window.

This is the same geometry with the cover off. The reason the front fan is enormous and the core is narrow, the reason the blades twist along their length — all of it is visible, and none of it is obvious from a photograph of an aeroplane.

A Jet Engine, Small Enough For A Shelf — photograph 2
A Jet Engine, Small Enough For A Shelf — photograph 3

Who It's Actually For

Anyone who works in or near aviation, which is a large and gift-starved population. Engineers generally. Also the specific person who has watched a video about how jet engines work and has not stopped thinking about it.

It sits well beside the other objects on this site that explain something while doing nothing.

before you click buy

Check whether you are buying a kit or an assembled model. The photographs show both states and sellers list them under the same title, which matters a great deal for an object with this many parts.

Confirm what drives the fan and whether a power supply is included. A static turbofan is a considerably less interesting object than a turning one.

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